1 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:09,147 To create new life from dead human parts. 2 00:00:09,147 --> 00:00:13,151 The brass ring of all scientific pursuits. 3 00:00:13,151 --> 00:00:15,498 I first tried building a man to take my place 4 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:19,053 when I was drafted in to fight your American Civil War. 5 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:23,299 Thing is, I ended up going there myself. Had a fantastic time. 6 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,163 Good food, good fellowship. 7 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:27,510 I restarted the project several times over the years. 8 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:28,683 When I took up judo, 9 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:33,516 when my band needed a drummer, and during the piggyback craze of the 1980s. 10 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:36,381 But I never damn well finished it. 11 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,452 Always set my sights just too high. 12 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:41,524 But if repetition is the father of progress, 13 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:43,181 then call me Big Papa. 14 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:47,185 So technically that does rhyme with orange. 15 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:51,154 Ugh. Good gravy. What smells so bad in here, and can I please have some? 16 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:53,156 No, you may not. 17 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:57,229 This is a proprietary amniotic bath of my own invention for my new man. 18 00:00:57,229 --> 00:01:02,062 I intend to reanimate once dead human flesh into my own modern Prometheus. 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,167 Like, uh, Dr. Frankenstein. 20 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:05,617 I don't know who that is. 21 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:10,070 Dr. Frankenstein from the book and the countless movies. 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,245 No, I've never heard of him. What I'm doing is completely original. 23 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:17,249 I shall call him Cravensworth's Monster, and he shall be our new familiar. 24 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:20,804 Well, you know I love a weekend build. I can go get my Phillips-head. 25 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:24,429 Fantastic. As you can see, all my heads are fucked. 26 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:27,190 If you can persuade your friend Phillip to part with his, then we're in business. 27 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:33,162 ♪ Don't sing If you want to live long ♪ 28 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:35,440 ♪ They have no use For your song ♪ 29 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,753 ♪ You're dead, you're dead You'redead ♪ 30 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:40,859 ♪ You'redead And out of this world ♪ 31 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:45,657 ♪ Now your hope and compassion Is gone ♪ 32 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:48,591 ♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 33 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,765 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead Stay dead ♪ 34 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:53,147 ♪ You'redead And out of this world ♪ 35 00:02:06,816 --> 00:02:08,438 I start a new job today. 36 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:09,646 Kind of a funny story, actually. 37 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,165 I'll make this quick, 'cause I'm running late. 38 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,236 So, I'm at Panera Bread. 39 00:02:13,236 --> 00:02:16,446 I get this call from this guy named Rob. He's over at Cannon Capital. 40 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:18,138 Now, he's yelling profanity. 41 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,278 A lot of bad words about his order that we got wrong. 42 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:21,796 I'm so sorry. Sam! 43 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:24,144 He's, like, a regular. He always gets the same thing. 44 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,248 The Napa Almond Chicken sammie. 45 00:02:25,248 --> 00:02:27,181 Sorry about the yelling. 46 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,149 He got the Green Goddess, which are different sandwiches. 47 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,460 If you know, you know. 48 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,600 So I offer to correct it and bring it down here myself. 49 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,293 I meet Lamar in the lobby, he's from the mail room, 50 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:38,158 and we start chatting and he asked me if I graduated high school. 51 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,815 And I say, "Yeah." And he says, "How much do you make at Panera?" 52 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:43,646 And I tell him and he says, "How'd you like to make $3 more an hour?" 53 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,648 And I say, "What?" 54 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:49,479 And, well, fairy-tale ending, I'm a finance guy now. 55 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:52,310 I mean, it's only the mail room, but still. 56 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,759 It's a start. 57 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:58,488 No. No, no, you can't come in with me. This is like a job-job, like, a real job. 58 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,180 I'll just see you back home. 59 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:09,223 Telephone! 60 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:13,538 Colin Robinson, come over here. We have progress I need you to observe. 61 00:03:13,538 --> 00:03:14,884 How do you do, sir? 62 00:03:14,884 --> 00:03:16,817 Shit! 63 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,681 Observe with your eyes, not your hands, Colin Robinson. 64 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:21,718 - It's fine, I'll get it. - I'll leave you to it. 65 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:25,343 Hello? No, Guillermo does not live here anymore. He lives in the shed. 66 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:28,346 Oh, you are Guillermo. Guillermo, now is not a good time. 67 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:30,313 Laszlo's new jack-off machine has malfunctioned. 68 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:31,625 It's not a jack-off machine. 69 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,523 Why don't you call back in a week? Thank you. 70 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:36,216 Ugh! Who is cooking meat pies? 71 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,219 - Oh. Of course. A jack-off machine. - Yes. 72 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,394 - It's not a jack-off machine. - It could be. 73 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:44,362 Why would I make myself another jack-off machine 74 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:47,848 when I have a perfectly good one I built 100 years ago? 75 00:03:47,848 --> 00:03:51,369 Anyway, my darling, I haven't got time to sit here and shoot the shit with you. 76 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:53,336 Colin Robinson and I are very busy. 77 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:55,373 Well, I don't want to be here anyway. It stinks. 78 00:03:55,373 --> 00:03:56,546 Ah! Hold that lift. 79 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:58,617 Keep up the good work, Jacob. 80 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:02,380 Colin Robinson, I need you to check the electric current. 81 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,691 Uh, how do you want me to do that? 82 00:04:03,691 --> 00:04:05,348 Put your finger in the tank. 83 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:07,833 Do not put your whole hand in there. Just your finger. 84 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:08,903 Okay. 85 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,604 Ha! Fantastic. 86 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:23,608 Hey, I just wanna let you know I'm borrowing your iron 87 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:25,437 'cause I wanna look sharp for work tomorrow. 88 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:27,439 For my new job. 89 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:29,959 - You are not at Panera? - No. 90 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:34,274 Cannon Capital Strategies. We're a smallish private equity firm. 91 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,378 It's pretty complicated stuff. 92 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:39,693 And your job there is collecting irons? 93 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:42,765 No, I'm gonna go iron, then I'm gonna go to bed because I don't have time for this. 94 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,736 Nandor, Guillermo has a big-time, big boy, big-dick job. 95 00:04:48,736 --> 00:04:50,290 I do not like this at all. 96 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,809 He will be amongst his own kind. He'll be fine. 97 00:04:52,809 --> 00:04:57,435 No, Nandor, he won't. He has been here for 15 years with the easy ride from us. 98 00:04:57,435 --> 00:05:00,610 And now, when the pressure gets too much for him, who is he going to blame? 99 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,957 Us, for casting him out of paradise. 100 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:04,821 A couple of years back, 101 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:07,307 I heard about a familiar in Queens, retired from the old vampire game. 102 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,998 - Hmm. - Got herself a studio apartment. 103 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:14,348 She could not handle the shock of returning to the regular human world. 104 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:18,973 Two months later, she comes back, kills all of the vampires in her old house. 105 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:21,321 Guillermo's gonna kill us all. 106 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,944 Good golly, you'd think a so-called man of science 107 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:27,637 would have a better way of checking for an electrical short. 108 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:29,329 Colin Robinson! 109 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,848 Well, back to the grindstone. Coming! Coming! 110 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,989 Superstructure is sound, bones are good, 111 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:37,509 and the nerves are literally made of steel. 112 00:05:37,509 --> 00:05:40,098 Yeah, but what about the head? You kinda need a head. 113 00:05:40,098 --> 00:05:42,376 - Goggles. - Okay. 114 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,827 Don't you worry about the head, me old fruit. I've got a perfect one. 115 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:48,002 Our mule shall have the visage of a prince. 116 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:50,522 - Oh, Rock Hudson. - Rock Hudson, is that his name? 117 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:52,006 - Yeah. - Rock Hard-son, more like. 118 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:56,079 That'd be great. Problem is, uh, he's dead. Been dead for years. 119 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:58,496 Really? Yeah. 120 00:05:58,496 --> 00:06:00,498 Do you know if someone had the foresight to have preserved his head? 121 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:02,810 - I doubt it. - Barbarians. 122 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,019 That puts us on the back foot. We need a hot head. 123 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:06,676 Yeah, from a cool dude. 124 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:08,678 He doesn't have to be cool. The head is purely decorative. 125 00:06:08,678 --> 00:06:12,061 Now, what's the most expedient way of examining a wide variety of heads 126 00:06:12,061 --> 00:06:14,512 before selecting one for removal and transplant? 127 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:19,517 I'm actually certified for all the rideshare services. 128 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:23,900 I mean, you talk about a quick and easy energy drain. This is the job. 129 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,662 And you swear this is the best way to find a usable human head? 130 00:06:26,662 --> 00:06:28,077 Mmm. There he is. I like his smile. 131 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:30,528 - Hi. For Doug? - You got it. 132 00:06:30,528 --> 00:06:32,909 - Hop in. - Oh, man. 133 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:36,499 Oh, I-I didn't order a-a group ride. 134 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:37,880 I don't love his ears. 135 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,503 All right. You heard the fella. Hit the bricks, Doug. 136 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:41,884 - What? - Fuck the fuck off. 137 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,126 Get away from the car. 138 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:47,717 I do have feelings, believe it or not. I-I get lonely. 139 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:50,271 Would you say you're kind of an emotional guy? 140 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,690 Hey. 141 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:59,902 The problem with making new friends is that 99% of people are insipid cretins. 142 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:01,144 Hi. For Cecil? 143 00:07:01,144 --> 00:07:02,422 What the fuck's in his mouth? 144 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,940 - Adult braces. - No. 145 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:06,460 Seriously? 146 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,739 But if I could literally make a new friend from scratch... 147 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:10,878 Do you cry at Good Will Hunting 148 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:12,432 Hmm, no. 149 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,088 Okay. Get the fuck out. 150 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:15,918 How do you like them apples? 151 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:19,059 Call me a softy, but that's what I'm looking for 152 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:21,441 in a head that's gonna be severed off and attached 153 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,443 to a body made up of cadaver parts. 154 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:29,828 Your pack. 155 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,037 Good sir. 156 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:38,458 Nancy. How did you get in here? This is a place of business. 157 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,114 You're gonna get me fired. Get out. 158 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:42,531 Hey, team. Will you bring it in for a sec here? 159 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:45,603 You may have noticed, uh, some cameras roaming around. 160 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:47,639 I'd like everybody to ignore them. 161 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:50,780 These guys are making a documentary about innovations in global finance, 162 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,126 and guess who makes the perfect subject? 163 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:53,645 Say it with me. 164 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:56,821 Cannon Capital Strategies. 165 00:07:56,821 --> 00:08:00,065 So, please, at least try to look like you're busy, okay? 166 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:02,620 I'm looking at you, Jimmy. 167 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,485 One of the most interesting things about Cannon Capital is, 168 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,245 even though we're located here in Manhattan, 169 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:12,492 we're best known for our work in China and Japan and South Korea. 170 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,219 And so to do business in those time zones, we have to work nights... 171 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:20,120 ...which makes for some pretty weird hours. 172 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,642 Uh, but if you wanna compete in the Asia markets, 173 00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:26,954 you've got to work Asia hours, and we do. 174 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:29,267 That sounds fun. 175 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:32,822 Yeah. And it's not just the music. Latin jazz has a whole culture. 176 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:35,549 The musicians, they always greet each other with hugs 177 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,758 and sometimes they come hug the audience members. 178 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:40,658 There's no such thing as an Irish goodbye at a Latin jazz club. 179 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,211 Pull over. 180 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:44,006 Yeah, he's friendly. 181 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:45,870 I'd say he's a tasty bit of eye candy. 182 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:49,149 I like that he's outgoing and easy to talk to. 183 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,668 It doesn't matter about that. He's just a donkey. 184 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:53,187 - Well. - I'm not wild about his infatuation 185 00:08:53,187 --> 00:08:56,812 with Latin jazz, but I can find that area of the brain and just eliminate it. 186 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:59,090 - How do you do that? - Just get an ice pick and wiggle it about. 187 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,540 Hmm. 188 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,713 Let's get home. Hello. 189 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:04,026 Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, can I have a word? 190 00:09:04,026 --> 00:09:05,579 Did you fix the flat? 191 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,064 Well, Bill, it's a good-news, bad-news situation. 192 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:10,584 The good news is, you don't have to pay for the ride. 193 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,552 Okay. What's the bad news? 194 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:19,697 Oh, hey. Uh, I can actually take Jordan's mail. 195 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,871 - Oh, okay. - I'm his assistant, Wendy. 196 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,010 Oh, hey, Wendy. I'm Guillermo. 197 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,253 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 198 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,567 - You know, I started in the mail room too. - Oh, really? 199 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,052 Guillermo must excel at this new job 200 00:09:30,052 --> 00:09:32,226 because if it doesn't go as smoothly as he hopes, 201 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:35,126 that little bouncing bitch will blame us for his failings, 202 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:37,024 and then he will kill us. 203 00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:39,061 After that, it was just knowing what Jordan wants 204 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,890 before he knows what he wants, so... 205 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,858 Wow, that's pretty good advice. 206 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,238 Someone needed to take action, 207 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:47,725 and that someone, as usual, is me. 208 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:49,968 I was kind of an assistant myself for a little bit. 209 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:53,593 I mean, not for a little bit. For a while. But, you know, it's always weird to like... 210 00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:56,734 Wow, she is quick. 211 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,598 Also, I needed a new project. 212 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,290 And now I get to try out my regular human behavior. 213 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:05,190 Since switching to medium roast, I'm sleepin' so much better. 214 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,709 Uncanny! 215 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,711 Wendy took off again. 216 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:12,473 So, it would be great if I could get you to hop on to Jordan's desk. 217 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,616 Wow. Really? 218 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,619 So, it turns out that the finance world is a lot easier than Panera Bread. 219 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,969 I guess the powers that be heard that I was absolutely crushing it... 220 00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:27,972 ...in the mail room, and now I'm an assistant. 221 00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:31,113 Since the time of the great philosophers, 222 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:34,772 man has dreamed of bringing life to a lifeless vessel. 223 00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:37,637 Spitting in the face of his creator... Mm-hmm. 224 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,053 ...thus becoming a creator himself. Mm-hmm. 225 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:41,675 Which brings me to alchemy. 226 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,159 Yeah, yeah. Just flip the switch. 227 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:55,931 Here. Oh. 228 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,795 He's just a little excited. 229 00:10:57,795 --> 00:11:02,316 Pain too much. Kill me. 230 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:03,801 Flip the switch! 231 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,181 Don't be hasty. Let's hear him out. 232 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:08,288 Flip the fucking switch, Colin Robinson! 233 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:11,671 Huh? I... It's hard to hear with everything going. 234 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,189 Do you want me to flip the... 235 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,156 Yeah! 236 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:15,882 Oh. 237 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:17,331 Sorry, I couldn't... I just couldn't hear. 238 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,334 That was amazing. Moving around and everything. 239 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:23,717 Now I remember why I've abandoned this project. 240 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,720 The sudden jolt of total consciousness is too much, 241 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,791 even for the dullest of brutes. 242 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,380 And the creature's response to such a sensory overload is violence. 243 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,727 Pity. 244 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,178 W-What are you... No, Laszlo, don't. 245 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:38,767 This is not a conversation, Colin Robinson. 246 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:42,184 This creature will destroy us, so we must destroy it first. 247 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:46,844 Sometimes a scientist must admit defeat. Them's are the breaks. 248 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:57,717 Uh, what else? We got Adrian Bellamy from the Essex Fund coming in later today. 249 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,373 You ready to reel in that whale, Ryan? 250 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:01,755 - You know it, baby. - You set 'em up, I knock 'em down. 251 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,897 Here's the deal with Bellamy. He's very particular. 252 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,416 Copy. - I want everybody in this room 253 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,728 to be on their A game. 254 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,418 - Of course. - Yeah. 255 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:13,042 If we do not want Guillermo to crack, 256 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:16,908 then his progress in the human world must be monitored. 257 00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,739 So someone needed to take action. 258 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,087 And as usual, that someone is me. 259 00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,778 So, let's just show him a lot of attention. 260 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,228 You got it. 261 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,575 I have to... I have to go. Sorry. Excuse me. 262 00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,130 Doesn't matter. 263 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:37,411 Nandor, what the hell are you doing here? 264 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:41,450 I am patrolling for spills. Such is my janitorial duty. 265 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,073 This is my life and my job. You can't be here. 266 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:48,077 But I am an employee of Cannon Capital now, which makes us coworkers. 267 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:50,079 Excuse me. 268 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:52,323 You know, the only time I set the bar as low as you, Gary, 269 00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:54,221 is for limbo. 270 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:55,257 You kill me. 271 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:58,398 Mmm. Mama's go-go juice. 272 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,779 Nadja? 273 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:03,334 - Oh, shit. - You're here too. 274 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,922 Someone needed to keep a close eye on you. 275 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,165 Yes, that was my thinking also. 276 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:08,339 What a merry mix-up. 277 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,444 Spill o'clock. Excuse me. 278 00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:14,794 So you could pick any job, Nandor, and you went with janitor. 279 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,934 Yes. What's wrong with that? 280 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:21,455 There are many things I've learned as a janitor at Cannon Capital. 281 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:26,495 The key to making money on Wall Street is to keep a tidy office. 282 00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:29,947 Nobody wants cold coffees on their desk, 283 00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:32,328 so empty them while they're still hot. 284 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,159 There's nothing wrong with being a janitor. 285 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,264 I get to wander the corridors freely. 286 00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,922 Everyone loves greeting Jan-Dee. 287 00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:42,200 I'm gonna ask you both... No, I'm gonna tell you. 288 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:46,101 Go back to Staten Island because I just recently got a big promotion 289 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,137 and I can't have you two messing it up. 290 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,968 Hmm. I wonder how you got that big promotion. 291 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:54,143 Straight from the mail room to Jordan's desk 292 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,974 just because Wendy stopped showing up. 293 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:57,837 Huh. 294 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:01,495 Make no mistake, Guillermo. 295 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:05,499 Without me, you are the cow that carries the corpses to the burn pit. 296 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:08,502 With me, you are the prize pig who gets to eat with the mayor 297 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,953 and his big-titted wife. 298 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:13,507 Yes. And I have also helped with Guillermo's ascension. 299 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,958 No, you haven't. You clean up shit. 300 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,270 And piss. Enough. 301 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,134 All right? Enough. Just leave me alone. 302 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:22,344 I don't need your help to succeed. Leave me alone. 303 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,001 - Ungrateful. - Hey. 304 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,866 He is clearly flailing. We need to keep coming here. 305 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,213 Yes, he needs us now more than ever. 306 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,012 I couldn't stop thinking about the Monster. 307 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:38,394 Laszlo was a little too quick to give up on him. 308 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,639 So I decided to take matters into my own hands. 309 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:45,229 You'll get what I mean by that joke in a second. 310 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:48,335 It's really good. Yeah, just wait. 311 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:54,031 I've been doing some independent research, and I've come to the realization 312 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:58,380 that the Monster's acting up and smashing things 313 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:02,315 is a result of a faulty body part, 314 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:06,043 namely, his hand... his hands. 315 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:10,047 Now you know what I-I meant earlier in my interview 316 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:12,601 when I said "into my own hands." 317 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,224 Uh, the joke I had made. 318 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:19,263 This guy was a recreational baseball player. 319 00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:20,920 One home run, two doubles and a walk. 320 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,335 What the fuck are you doing? 321 00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,545 Just give me a chance. All right? 322 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:27,409 That thing is far too dangerous. 323 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:32,241 It's not perfect, but I can train him. I know I can. 324 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,935 I've learned so much about science just hanging around you. 325 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,419 Another young scientist inspired. 326 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,938 First, Mr. Oppenheimer, 327 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940 and now Colin Robinson. 328 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,081 Exactly. I just... I need a little more time. 329 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:48,119 If it's time you want, then time you shall have. 330 00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:54,954 I fear this damn fool doesn't understand the dangers or the risks. 331 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,611 But every scientist has gotta learn each lesson for himself. 332 00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:03,100 If he's not careful, I fear this whole thing could turn into a Monster Mash 333 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,034 or worse still, a graveyard smash. 334 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,970 Welcome, Mr. Bellamy. 335 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,110 - Hey. Uh... - Oh. 336 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,974 Never mind the cameras. 337 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,010 We're just getting some behind-the-scenes videotape for Herb Allen 338 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,047 for his next conference in the Sun Valley. 339 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:23,016 Cathy, my love, could you plop Mr. Bellamy in Conference Room A, please? 340 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,638 - Sure. - Thank you very much. 341 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:27,987 Very good. Plop we go. 342 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:34,648 Ry-Dog, where the hell have you been? Bellamy's here already, man. 343 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,374 These fucking fobs. 344 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,480 Hey, Bryce. Wanna pause the sudoku and get on this shit? 345 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,033 I'm sorry. 346 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,345 Untwist your knickers, my love. 347 00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:43,623 Bellamy is on 25, Conference Room B. 348 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:46,177 - Go up. Hurry. Shoo. - Uh... Yep. 349 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,317 You can do this, Ry-Dog. I believe in you. 350 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:51,148 This little bitch. 351 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,119 Stop touching things. 352 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:59,535 Adrian Bellamy, aka the whale. 353 00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:03,332 You have five minutes to learn everything about him 354 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:06,301 and then meet him in Conference Room A. 355 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,647 Don't fuck it up. 356 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,338 Bellamy. Seriously? Huh. 357 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,031 Wait. No. I need that. 358 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:17,381 Take two. 359 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,181 Nice and easy. Easy-breezy. 360 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:27,460 You know, having a secret handshake with a close buddy 361 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,703 has always been a dream of mine. 362 00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:32,361 There, there. All right. 363 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,259 No. 364 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,363 Ow. Ow. 365 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:35,709 Ow. Ow! 366 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,784 Don't worry. It... It hurts worse than it looks. 367 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:44,097 Gotta get back on the horse though. 368 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,306 Giddyap. Whew. Yeehaw! 369 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,550 Hook 'em Horns. Take three. 370 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:55,557 Mr. Bellamy. I'm sorry. Have you been waiting long? 371 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,559 I am so sorry about that. 372 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,768 Let me, uh... Let me refresh your drink here. 373 00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:03,427 Don't know what's taking Ryan so long. I'm sure he'll be here any minute. 374 00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:10,089 Yeah, I love to get hydrated at work, 375 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,506 especially if I'm gonna get sloshed tonight... 376 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:16,612 ...at, uh, Zero Bond. 377 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,408 You club? 378 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:23,412 Yeah. Yeah, I love to club. 379 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,139 You can learn a lot from someone's Instagram. 380 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,763 Like Mr. Bellamy, he loves partying at Zero Bond. 381 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:31,765 If I'm not clubbing, I'm here. 382 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:34,113 If I'm here, I'm not clubbing. So I'd rather be clubbing. 383 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,632 Loves commenting on supermodels' posts. 384 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,772 - Total smoke show. - Oh, yeah. 385 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,465 - And she's got the... - Yes, sir. 386 00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:44,606 Loves the clean lines of the new Rivian. 387 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,128 Oh, and he also, uh, tags his ex-wife in all his kids' pictures 388 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,130 because, you know, they're on good terms. 389 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,614 That's nice. 390 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:54,788 Next month, you, me and a clay court in Montauk. 391 00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:56,480 You got it. Oh. 392 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,138 Adrian. Hi. How we doing in here? 393 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,794 Good. Excited to see what you got for me. 394 00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,279 - Yeah. - Hey. 395 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,694 He's gonna be in the meeting, yeah? 396 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:05,144 - Well, I-- - Need at least one guy 397 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,283 who knows what the fuck he's talking about. 398 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,288 All right, whatever you say. 399 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:12,323 Good. - You're in. 400 00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,153 Oh, good. Sure. 401 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,815 She said, "That's why you're not allowed in the sauna anymore." 402 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,819 Good to have you down here, man. - Absolutely. 403 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:28,305 I'm gonna give you a call tomorrow to follow up. It's been a real pleasure. 404 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:30,514 - Sounds good. G-Man. - Boom. 405 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:31,618 We gotta get you out to the island too. 406 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,241 Good. - What was your name again? 407 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,312 - Guillermo. - Guillermo. 408 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,210 Well, congratulations, Guillermo. You've just replaced Ryan. 409 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,626 You're an analyst, bud. The fuck is he anyway? 410 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,215 Hey, Ryan. Where the fuck are you? 411 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,044 Have you guys seen Ryan? The fuck is that guy, right? 412 00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:47,496 I'm sure he's over here, bud. 413 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,189 Oh. 414 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,191 What the-- - Oh, hey, guys. Sorry, Ryan here is, um... 415 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,883 Yeah, he's-he's been going hard on the Adderall for a while now. 416 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,574 Hey, you can't use this. All right? 417 00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:58,231 You do not have my permission to use this footage. 418 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,406 Delete the file if you're watching this. 419 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:04,237 - Ryan. Hey. Wake up, bro. Come on. - Yeah. 420 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,343 - Hey, Jordan, say no more. - Huh? 421 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:09,380 I will take care of this. I'm on it. I will get rid of Ryan. 422 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,244 Oh, great. Let him down easy, all right? 423 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,832 He's getting married in a couple months. 424 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,489 I will do this now. Not your problem. 425 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:17,802 Okay. Well, thanks. I like you. 426 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,356 Yeah. 427 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,495 Oh. 428 00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:22,359 What's not to like? 429 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,981 Are you kidding me? 430 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,225 Come on. 431 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,537 Do you know how hard it is to get blood off of unsealed marble? 432 00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:31,575 I'm not hearing the words, um, "Thank you." 433 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,542 I told you I don't need your help, all right? 434 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,544 I wanna earn my way up the ladder. 435 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:40,342 So, I killed some rando with an overpriced MBA so you could get in the room. 436 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:42,482 Which I didn't ask you to do. I didn't ask you to do that. 437 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:45,934 But you were the one that impressed the rich large whale, huh? 438 00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:48,350 And Jordan noticed. 439 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:50,663 - That's kind of true. - See? 440 00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,941 Yeah, I was pretty annoyed at first that Nadja 441 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:56,255 and Nandor completely ignored me and came back to Cannon... 442 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,429 It's better. 443 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,914 ...but I decided to let them stay if they promise no more funny business. 444 00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,571 Like murder. 445 00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:03,883 Bye-bye, Ryan. 446 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:07,611 Going back into the human world can be so overwhelming. 447 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,958 So many things to get used to. 448 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:13,410 And it's kind of nice to see a familiar face. 449 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,446 Familiar. 450 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:20,762 "Welcome to the big show." Ed Sullivan. 451 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:26,457 I think you will be pleasantly surprised by how far the Monster has come. 452 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:29,288 Uh, Monster, can I have you come out here, please? 453 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:37,434 Oh, let's get ready to see what the, uh, Monster can do now! 454 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:42,473 Fantastic. Monster, can we have a, uh, friendly introduction out of you? 455 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:48,790 Friend. Friend. Friend. 456 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,620 Employer, but very close. 457 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,969 Oh, I'd never say I'm on par with Laszlo as a scientist. 458 00:21:55,969 --> 00:22:01,941 But I-I do think I have one quality that the old pistol lacks, 459 00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,494 which is patience. 460 00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:11,053 So, I just took some time and met the Monster where he was at. 461 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:12,641 Come on, buddy. 462 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:16,680 You know, turn down the volume and listen to his tempo, 463 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,891 which happens to be a Latin jazz rhythm. 464 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,793 - That is a book. - Book. 465 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,002 That is a magnifying glass. 466 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:31,488 Magnify. 467 00:22:31,488 --> 00:22:34,594 - Uh, doodad. - Doodad. 468 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:37,804 Jar of brains or bull's testicles. 469 00:22:38,495 --> 00:22:40,635 That's just a light. 470 00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,740 - You gotta let them learn by doing. - Light. 471 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,673 - Huh? - That is a Tesla coil. 472 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:47,711 Don't. Yeah. Don't. 473 00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:51,680 Some people say I'm an acquired taste, and, I don't know, 474 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,028 maybe the Monster just needed someone to know that he is too. 475 00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:57,376 Good job. 476 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,655 And now on to the pièce de résistance. 477 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:04,555 I believe that with time and care, 478 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:08,697 I have removed the Monster's impulse to harm. 479 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:10,803 Observe. 480 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,394 Hmm. Now we're getting serious. 481 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:21,572 The Monster will now delicately hold this mouse gently 482 00:23:22,746 --> 00:23:26,094 in his hand without crushing him. 483 00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:28,268 Protection over pain. 484 00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,929 That's a remarkable start, Colin Robinson. 485 00:23:33,929 --> 00:23:35,931 I'll admit I was skeptical, 486 00:23:35,931 --> 00:23:38,555 but you've turned this experiment from shit to champagne 487 00:23:38,555 --> 00:23:40,902 and yourself into a man of science. 488 00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:43,180 With our combined efforts, we can take this Monster to the top. 489 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,976 So, we can keep him? 490 00:23:45,976 --> 00:23:48,081 - Oh, yes. - Oh. Awesome sauce. 491 00:23:48,081 --> 00:23:49,428 Great work, fellas. Well done. 492 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:52,431 Oh, don't you do that. 493 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,949 I bid you gents good evening. 494 00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:55,572 Good night. 495 00:23:55,572 --> 00:23:59,438 You did great. Mmm, did great. 496 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,579 Oh, what's in your mouth? Oh, no. 497 00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,788 No, Monster. Out. 498 00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:08,170 Ew. Well, it's okay. Even monsters make mistakes... 499 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:10,690 No, Monster. Leave it. 500 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,623 Monster, leave it. Ugh. 501 00:24:12,623 --> 00:24:14,763 Screw it. Monster can have a mouse as a treat, 502 00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:17,076 but we're not making a habit of it.